look at how girlie it is??? trust me this place is girlie enough....and you can't believe how much space this fabric stuff is taking up....you know i used to be able to run around the big room next to the kitchen...now there's a big table with fabric all over it....it's totally unfair...that was great ball chasing space...
she's going to tell you how good she's been....listen man...i know the truth....she makes me eat this holistic dog food....i know you'll feel me on this...you're a dude that likes a good fatty meal occasionally....and she gets mad when i try to grab a lil snack from the kitchen counter...if it's where i can reach it's fair game isn't it??...she put me in a reindeer suit for Christmas pictures last year....embarrassing and that's disrespectful to your antlered companions, no?? and she makes me wear a Red Sox collar ....dude i'm a Yankee's man....do you know how embarrassing it is to face the guys at day camp??...
don't get me wrong she's still been good enough to get a gift....but i think it would be better to get her a nice tennis ball and a box of Milkbones......they'll make her real happy too....she likes to show off how well her boy catches the ball and my breath will smell better so she won't have to complain about that....
so big guy whatdaya say....us guys gotta stick together, right?
Woof!! -Ry
lol. That was thoroughly entertaining! I want the same thing for Christmas! That and a new sewing machine and a camera....
ReplyDeleteI hope you'll have better luck with yours then I will with mine!